About Back Bedroom Motorcycle Accessories Ltd BBMA!!!!!!!

Back Bedroom Motorcycle Accessories Ltd (BBMA for short) is a motorcycle company run by bikers for bikers. We are motorcycle experts, the owner even had his own motorbike once, when he was 16 (but, he kept falling off, so he sold it!) & 1 of the others did ride on the back of his mates Ninjer motorbike once, but he did get a bit scared & a bit of poo came out, so his mate dropped him round his mum's so he could change his underpants. See, we are real bikers, so we know what tough man & woman bikers want.
Forget all your normal shops that invest time & money into the motorcycle industry, keeping stock, employing staff & forget the engineering firms, workshops, proper mail order companies etc that say they know about motorbikes, they don't know anything compared to us, 'cause we are experts & we have over 3 hours of combined motorcycle knowledge between us (it'll be more tonight 'cause were going to watch Biker Boyz) & we have even seen a motorcycle today out of the window (it was shiny & he was going very fast!).
We know more about the motorcycle products we sell than any stockist, motorcycle shop or anything 'cause we've seen pictures of the stuff in a motorcycle catalogue & we could even read sum ov the words that was next to the pictures!

We set up this website because we wanted to give our customers the best deals on motorcycle accessories possible & we found out how easy it was to get some of the big motorcycle trade distributors to dropship for us (once we told them we was a reel bisiness, with business cards & stuff!).

We did look at importing motorcycle products, or getting a trade premises, but, it looked difficult & expensive to do so we didn't bother, then we found out that you don't need a proper shop to open an account with some trade distributors.
A mate of ours told us that he gets all the motorcycle parts he sells on Ebay sent direct from the motorcycle trade distributors, which solved the problem of how I was going to fit it into me bedroom (his ebay feedback was very bad, but his stuff was cheap & he had a H reg Astra GTE, so he must be loaded)!
We also realised that 33% of the UK workforce work in the retail storefront/shopping sector (excluding importers, couriers, accountants & other related services), pushing the price of the motorcycle parts up all the time, so we've decided to cut out those greedy people so customers can get motorcycle accessories cheaper!

We take payments by Paypal, who are really secure and stuff & can process all credit & debit cards. Our Paypal Payments are taken through our 125% secure Hotmail email address that took us 2 minutes to set up!

We are also really good motorcycle experts 'cause we have Google adverts all over the main pages of our site! We like doing this because it's easy money for us when you click on the adverts? Look, the advert below is for much better companies than ours, why don't you click & go there so we can earn $0.01 instead of buying our motorcycle accessories?

You will find loads of motorcycle accessories on our website. We paid sum kid £20 to build our website for us, so we have invested loads of money in the motorcycle industry, & we would update it daily, but we don't really know how it works. But don't worry, 'cause our stuff will be cheaper then even the proper mail order motorcycle accessories places!
It doesn't matter that our website looks like it was built in 1999, 'cause we'll be sooooo much cheaper than all those greedy proper motorcycle dealers!

If you really want to see if we are any good or not, look at our 'customer feedback' page (CLICK HERE for customer feedback). Some of this feedback is even from real customers, see if you can guess which ones are real!
Go to our customer feedback page!

We have put a picture of our imaginary warehouse for people to see, we think it makes us look very professional & we hope it makes people buy our cheap motorcycle accessories. The picture looks a bit strange, but we promise you we didn't use photoshop or anything like that on it (you can trust us 'cause we are bikers just like you lots!)

We also can do workshop stuff to bikes. We have the latest & most highteck tools, like spanners, screwdrivers & a big hammer. The cheif mechanik once put a body kit on a Nova, it looked dead good, but it did fall off when the owner braked hard. Luckily for the mechanic, the owner died when the bodykit came off & decapitated him, so he got away with it. But because he's fitted a body kit, he'll be really good with your motorcycle & he'll use the latest dianostic equipment, like his computer & wires & stuff. The mechanik knows all there is to know about about moterbikes & scooters & he can bolt any easy stuff on straight away using spanners & stuff. If we do the werk on your bike & something goes wrong, we'll just say it was your fault so you'll think we are really good & tell your mates.
See, why do you need to use your local motorcycle shop, with their time served mechanics & insurance & stuff, when we can do the work really cheap instead!

If you have any questions about our website or the motorcycle accessories we sell, please use the 'contact us' page & we'll reply to it when we get back from our proper, full time jobs. By the way, 'sum kid', who built our website & our banner also makes other motorcycle website's for people, & he says he'll build one for you for £30 if you can't be bothered to learn about the industry your thinking about getting into!

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