BBMA (Back Bedroom Motorcycle Accessories Ltd) Frequently Asked Questions

Hello to Back Bedroom Motorcycle Accessories Ltd Frequently Asked Questions Page

This page is full of questions that bikers ask us because we are bikers as well & we are also motorcycle accessories experts!

Do you have a shop & can I visit it?
No, we are mail order only & mum get's really stressed if I have too many people in my bedroom (she thinks I might get up to sexy things!)

What happens if I need an item in a hurry?
All our motorcycle accessories & helmets are normally delivered in 28 days (unless we cock it up again). Because we couldn't even be bothered to stock stuff like tax disc holders, cheap battery chargers & items under £9.99, we can't get anything sent for next working day. If you need an item in a hurry, let us know & we'll pretend we sent it. Then say you gave the wrong address details & it will cost you loads to get the parcel, so it will be your fault you didn't get the motorcycle item.

Can you sell the motorcycle accessory cheaper?
You are being greedy now, just like all those people who work in the retail sector, pushing the price of motorcycle accessories up. Just pay up, you know you want it & we know you want it 'cause we are bikers as well!

Do you sell motorcycle accessories on Ebay?
We used to, but if you look, there's loads of sellers like us already on Ebay. Unfortunately, our account got closed down, but it wasn't our fault, it was the customers fault for buying an item that our suppliers didn't have in stock. But, we didn't know your not supposed to threaten to punch someone's face in if they leave you bad feedback, so you see, it's not our fault, Ebay just has stupid rules & the customer was very unfriendly (which is very strange, 'cause we are bikers as well?).

I've bought a battery from you & it doesn't work?
It's your fault, you broke it, you did something wrong to it, maybe you tried to have sexual relations with it & it blew your cock off? It's not our fault & we won't take it back.

I need some advice on an item you sell, do you have a phone number?
You can trust us, because we are motorcycle accessories experts, we know more in our little fingers than every other motorcycle dealer, shop or mail order place in the UK. Just ask us, but, please be aware, because we know so much, there is a chance you will be embarrassed by our superior knowledge & you may cry like a little girl when we tell you (you won't be like a tough man biker at all!). You cannot phone us either, because we are online only, being online only means we don't have time to speak to our customers & we have other jobs or have to be at the benefit office during the day.

Do you keep the items you sell in stock?
No, we don't keep any items in stock, not even the items we sell for £9.99 & under & not even the very small & cheap things like innertube's & dust caps. Because we are experts in the field of motorcycle & scooter accessories, we know we don't want to have stock & invest money & time into the motorcycle industry. We have accounts with all the motorcycle trade distributors, we have more accounts than any other motorcycle place, ever, & because every order we place with them is for 1 or 2 items, instead of the dealers who maybe order 100+ items at a time, the distributor's bend over backwards to get our stuff out before those proper dealer & motorcycle shop types. That's why we know that sometimes, nearly all of our cheap motorcycle accessories are delivered in 28 days (if the motorcycle parts distributors have it in stock?) .

Why are you called Back Bedroom Motorcycle Accessories?
We came up with this name because of what we were doing at the time. But, the name has nothing to do with where our bisness is located, we are a proper hairy biker shop, with motorbikes & a mechanik & stuff & I have a picture of a shiny motorcycle with naked ladies on it on my wall. You can trust us, because we are hard biker types, just like you. But, if your one of those untrustful, doubting types of biker who rides a very small & low powered scooter, here is a picture of our warehouse, with motorbikes & motorcycle accessory stuff near it ('cause were bikers, you can trust us when we say we didn't use photoshop type stuff on the picture at all!):

Are you a real Limited company?
Yes, we are a reel company, & we are now limited (Ltd). We wasn't going to be limited, but we talked to this very clever accountant person (they were so clever they even wore glasses!), who said we should do it so mum's house won't get repossessed when we go tit's up! Also, being limited makes me a director, which sounds very good & sometimes get's the fat ladies with boob tubes into the back of my Astra GTE with me on a Saturday night!

Do you have any kind of insurance incase things go wrong?
We don't need to have insurance 'cause motorcycle accessories hardly ever go wrong. Also, being online only & not having any stock gives us special powers (like a Harry Potter magic cloak) that means we don't need to waste money on things like insurance. Remeber, we get proof of posting for all the motorcycle accessories we sell, so were not responsible if we send your item to the wrong address!

Aren't you concerned that one of the UK largest motorcycle accessory trade distributors is actively seeking dropshippers so they can collect your customers details for there eventual plan to go full retail & give sellers like you the middle finger?
Don't be silly, our motorcycle trade suppliers know that we are motorcycle accessories experts, they know that we are bikers & we know more than them. Also, they know that we are hairy tough man bikers, & that if they tried it we would go up there & slap them around a bit!

Can I open a trade account with you?
Yes, you can open a trade account with us & we will do drop shipping stuff for you if you can't fit the stuff in your bedroom. If you do drop shipping with us, we promise we will have everything in stock sometimes & we won't (ha ha ha ha!!) spam your customers at all, much, well a little bit, errrrmmmm, yes, we'll spam them & we'll steal your customers from you!!!

How do I know you are as big as you say you are?
Ah, you are a biker who is full of doubt & has small man sausage issues, do you ride a very small scooter, or perhaps a small girls push bike? To make your mind rest easy, we have put what our cash cows customers say about us on our customers feedbacks page -Click Here for our tough man biker feedback page-. As you can see from this page, we have many happy customers from all over the world, including Nigera, Mongolia & the US of A! These are feedbacks from tough man & lady bikers, the kind you should look up to. They came to us because we are the most best motorcycle accessories experts in the world, with a huge warehouse that you can see from space!

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