How to Make a Helmet or Jacket Fit
We have put sum information on this page to help you pick the correct size motorbike helmet or motorcycle clothing.
Don't worry if you get your motorbike helmet & it's the wrong size, just remember we won't take it back if it's the wrong size 'cause it's a safety item & we won't take clothing back cause you measured yourself wrong.......Fattie!!!!!
Helmut Sizes
Extra Small (XS) |
S |
M |
Large (L) |
XL |
XXL |
Your head is too small, you need to wear a balaclava |
55-56cm |
57-58cm |
59-60cm |
61-62cm |
Your head is too big, you must trim it to fit smaller helmet |
Push the helmet onto your head, if it won't fit, put some grease or lard on your head & get a friend to push it or run into a wall very fast to get your head in. The new helmet may feel uncomfortable &/or hurt, this is normal as the new helmet will need bedding in (just like new school shoes!). If it really hurts & it makes your head bleed, the helmet will need alot of bedding in, but don't cry with your new helmet as your a tough man biker now, & tough man bikers don't cry or complain or send stuff back!
If your new helmet keeps slipping round on your head, don't worry, it's not too large, it means your head is too small & may have shrunk when you washed it. You should pad out your helmet with cotton wool or socks until your head grows again to fit the helmet.
Jacket & Trouser Sizes
Extra Small (XS) |
Small (S) |
Medium (M) |
Large (L) |
Extra Large (XL) |
Double Extra Large (XXL) |
Triple Extra Large (XXXL) |
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| Jacket Sizes | Way too small-Eat lots of pies |
Too small-Still eat pies |
42-43in |
44-45in |
46-47in |
Too fat-go on a diet! |
OMFG-Eat less pies |
Pant Sizes |
Way too small-Eat lots of pies |
Too small-Still eat pies |
32-33in |
34-35in |
36-37in |
Too fat-go on a diet! |
OMFG-Eat less pies |
Ladies clothing sizes
We were going to list ladies sizes, but, this is impossible as every lady (no matter how huge) seems to think they are a size 8 to 10.
Please contact us to let us know what size you think you are, we'll send 4 sizes bigger & when that item is still too small, we won't say your an effing walrus, we'll just say that the sizing on the clothing is incorrect!
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